Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
haven’t we all been there
We all have bean there
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
i went to canada with my dad once
Sometimes, quiet is violent.
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
Happy birthday to me
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down